The New Holidays For 2012
Do we need more holidays? Absolutely! Especially if they're for good reasons to keep at that heart of them. Some of these ideas may be better than others, but hey, let's give them a try.
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January 30 - Vasili Arkhipov’s Birthday
February 4 - High-Five A Random Stranger Day
March 14 - Observance Observance
April 29 - Frontier Day
May 15 - Stupid Decisions Commemoration
June 23 - Alan Turing’s Birthday
July 1 - Re-Resolution Day
August 8 - Babel Day
September 13 - Little Victories Celebration
October 1 - October Sages’ Day
November 17 - Bullcrap Observance
December 28 - December Entropy Fest
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Here's The What And Why Of Each New Holiday
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The New Holidays were inspired by this comic from Surviving the World by Dante Shepherd.May 15th – Stupid Decisions Commemoration is tomorrow!
Time to party in recognition of the fact you’ve been an idiot many times over. And so has everyone else.
Why you should celebrate:We’ve all made a number of dumb choices in our lives – so celebrate this one day with friends to share the moments of your stupid decisions and hopefully laugh at them – moving you beyond them and helping others not to make the same terrible choices. A month and a half after April Fools’ Day seems like an appropriate time for such a holiday.
How you should celebrate: Well, as long as you don’t add to the stupid decisions you’ve already accumulated, the sky’s the limit. On the other hand, considering what you’re celebrating, it’s more likely to become an anniversary for the stupid decisions you made the previous year. Either way, hey, let’s party!
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